Humor Hotlines


Back By Popular Demand, Our Best (Most-Called) Humor Hotlines of All-Time:

  • THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605-475-6968
    (200+ Million Calls!)
  • Automated Sobriety Test: 605-475-6958
    (6 Million Calls!)
  • Bad Breath Notification: 605-475-6959
    (18 Million Calls!)
  • Divorce Hotline: 605-475-6960
    (4 Million Calls!)
  • Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605-475-6961
    (6 Million Calls!)
  • How to Entertain An Idiot: 605-475-6962
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Human Resources: 605-475-6963
    (5 Million Calls!)
  • It Could Always Suck More: 605-475-6964
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Jury Duty Prank: 605-475-6965
    (13 Million Calls!)
  • Outsource A Friendship to India: 605-475-6966
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Psychiatric Hotline: 605-475-6967
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Angry Santa: 605-475-6971
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Sex Addiction Intervention: 605-475-6972
    (14 Million Calls!)
  • Stop Complaining (ICASM 2): 605-475-6973
    (3 Million Calls!)

NOTE: RH Brands, the company that owned The Rejection Hotline and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines, was unfortunately shut down in 2013. It was a great run – 10+ years, 450+ Million phone calls, and a successful business (summarized well in this AJC article. But some things changed in our industry, our revenue declined, and we made the difficult decision to sell off the phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013. HOWEVER, we are happy to report that we are now attempting a comeback!!!